Be a Blog Post, Unless You Can Be a Unicorn


One day, about nine moons ago, another author asked me how I created all those “little promotional cards” with my book quotes on them. Since I had no idea what he was talking about, I googled my name, clicked on “images” and marveled. Now, for all I know, these could be the result of some internet, auto-generated quote […]

Sharks Can Bite Me

Don't let that friendly grin fool you; trust me, this motherfucker wants to eat you.

You know how lifeguards would blow their whistle at you if you didn’t exit the deep end fast enough after jumping off the diving board? Yeah, that shit never happened to me. I got out of the water so fast that my swimsuit was dry before my foot touched the top rung of the ladder. Then […]

12 Things I Learned As A Middle-Aged Groupie

Deff Leppard's stage props on LSD.

In the summer of 2012, I was fortunate enough to score (through a mutual friend of Lita Ford guitarist Mitch Perry) backstage passes on the Def Leppard/Poison/Lita Ford “Rock Of Ages” tour when they played in Denver, Colorado, Jones Beach Pavilion in New York, and Albuquerque, New Mexico. From these three concert experiences, I compiled the following observations (so […]